As for the original topic, I think you should re-mortgage the house like the rest of us and as for being picky about where you would want your freebie to take place I think you shot yourself in the foot.
anyway
Most amazing quick learner I have come across is a chap who owned a civil engineering company and had been operating Diggers, dozers, cranes etc etc day in, day out literally since the age of 12.
He got into a H300 and had but to be demonstrated the technique and bamm!! he had it!! Whats next he said!!!!!
His brain had been wired to multitask/multi ependage years ago.
I reckon an organ player would be a good bet as a likely fast learner/ hoverer!!
Even though my many hours fixed wing would have helped me, I actually think my years as a motorcyclist actually helped me more with the raw co-ordination side of Helicopter flying.