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Old 18th Jun 2009, 21:05
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Airport security personnell aren't employed because they have an IQ of 160.

Are you sure that holds true in Israel?
Well, yes; having been routinely taken on one side and "interviewed" by two aggressive young people every time I put on my arrival card at Tel Aviv that I'll be staying in the **** Hotel, Gaza, I can confirm that IQs of 160 are thin on the ground at Ben Gurion. IQs over 90 might be quite rare, too.

"Who are you meeting?"

"Ali bin Falaan" (Joe Soap)

"Why"

"To discuss comparative intelligence issues"

"When will you meet him?"

"Next week"

"When are you leaving?"

"Later this week"








"OK. Go."

"Thank you. Have a nice day".
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