Thought I'd add my bit to make you laugh. During my initial Class 1 Medical at Gatwick, I was asked to remove my 'top items' and slip into the robe. I duly did just that; removing both my 'top top' item (t-shirt) and 'top bottom' item (jeans). I was then informed by the rather sheepish (and not unattractive nurse) that I was welcome to put my trousers back on. Suffice it to say, I haven't got a flying job yet!
