Pilots also treat the aforementioned with the respect she deserves....
Anyway, I used to like it when the pilot had a potter. I was on a flight to Oslo many moons ago (a special BA charter for a some of us cityfolk) when the pilot came from the cockpit, handed the lady sitting next to me the end of a piece of string and said to her, "Keep hold of that, you're driving."
10 minutes later he was back in the cockpit with a buxom wench he had found at the rear of the aircraft.
Nice one mate!
