But I've heard of FOOD....
Pit Bull, good call, as long as you don't forget it:
One time our copilot's right leg pocket contained a half-eaten chicken leg. Later, about a month later, it contained about a quarter of a half-eaten chicken leg and a large quantity of well fed and very happy maggots.
Spider, you grumpy old sod, you've been in Training Command too long!
Surely you remember your time on the front line where the contents of pockets should be -
Top left - 1250
All other compartments - Lick on tatts
The end
No need for maps - one nav + spare if he gets lost
No need for freqs - AEO
No need for money - co pilot
No need for book of gen - Air Eng
No need for chinagraph - 4th dry / 3rd wet
TGIF
