One time our copilot's right leg pocket contained a half-eaten chicken leg. Later, about a month later, it contained about a quarter of a half-eaten chicken leg and a large quantity of well fed and very happy maggots.
Niiiiccccccce Wader!
Re the Mars bar - I recently retrieved my Moortrek model secreted somewhere in my flying jacket in a hiding place so cunning, the fox, squippers and DS never found it
Still tasted good after 25 years. You can lead a knocker to a commission but you can't take him out of the gutter!
I was always taught not to waste anything on my ITC.
