In the context of this and the evolution of mankind – how many non gas users continue to scrape their knuckles whilst walking?
Absolutely none
Kluge. As I have explained before,
GAS = instant gratification = short attention span = pyjama cricket =
VB = rugby league. Rugby League is the code of the knuckle-draggers on this planet, particularly in this country. The expression 'thick as two short planks' comes to mind, but in their case it's probably closer to four, or five, or six.....Hence,
GAS use, by extension, can also be legitimately attributed to the slow-learner category in the population.
After all, it was a well known rugby league player, who was in NZ for a game, when quizzed by a journalist over breakfast about the amount of bacon on his plate, said that 'yes it was a huge plate of bacon,' but that wouldn't dent the supply because NZ has 'plenty of bloody sheep.' The man was obviously a knuckle-dragging
GASSER.
In comparison, the more discerning, and thoughtful, Weber devotees considered both options, performed a mental appreciation process (of which knuckle-draggers are incapable) and came to the conclusion that the flavour of non-gas was far preferable to the (alleged) convenience of
GAS.