Well, if I was young enough to make doing CPL(H) worthwhile, or I was a newly minted CPL(H) or a redundant CPL(H) and I lived commutable to B'ham then my letter would be in the post now..
Dear Sir, on a Friday and Saturday nights ..
I can sweep the ramp,
stand guard,
make the tea,
stand guard,
clean the a/c,
stand guard,
collect and prepare meals,
stand guard,
clean offices etc
In exchange for:
no pay,
the occasional bit of advice from the CP,
permission to put involvement with Police Air Unit on my CV,
being based on an International Airport,
being surrounded by aviation professionals,
being plugged into a huge aviation network.
But I guess 'elf and safety or regulations or some such would prevent such a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Regards
Cron.