you can't do anything decent on a Weber in 30 minutes
Yes, I thought so too. So glad that you finally agree old chap.
That’s why you need a lesson in
GAS power and hot plates (non leccy of course) my son. You know it makes sense – and especially in between SHRA in S.A.R summer when the Ama/boatgirl/maid has boogered off. Where did I put my rickshaw cane ?
Now then. The noble, magical, humble piggy, from nose to tail, beard to butt, all useful, a walking, snorting, squealing specialty store of flavour.*
Hark – do we have a gastronomic heretic amongst us or could it be Marco Porcello ?
* has been known to cause flu