It’s been Pleasure And Pain all day with no Current Bun.
Duchess Of Fife not around so no chance of a Barn Owl and I’m Pat Malone.
Fed the Cherry Hog and Brown Hat and I’m stuck in the Mickey Mouse.
Checked the Gordon And Gotch, it’s Harry Tate and it’s time for a steak Tommy Tucker and that's Just the Bat And Wicket.
There’s a wx window – do I need an Auntie Ella - 'Well punk do you? Do you really feel that lucky?”
With my Mince Pies it’s Major Stevens - time to Scapa Flow.
Get the Aristotle, Arthur Scargill a Tiddlywink and make sure the cow is well ’n’ truly Brown Bread.
Fire up BBQ, get the hot plate hotter than Ding Dong Bell, throw on the cow and Bended Knees that cost more than a Lady Godiva and Babbling Brook it like we all know how.
…....60 mins later it’s all in the dishwasher no worries matey shame about my Brixton Riot.
Second bottle of Tumble Down The Sink on the way and we’re all getting Elephant's Trunk, all ready to PPrune.
And it’s all so, soooo - easy, peasy, Lemon Squeezy ……….and WHY ???
Cos it woz don wiv GAS - Guv'nor.
Accept no substitutes in the Tropics - or you’d be Marbles And Conkers
You know it makes sense and that’s no Porky Pies.
And as for a link to military aviation, it's all in there my son.
