In my 10 years of flying from there I have NEVER experienced turbulence on final for 09, nor did any of the other 300 movements that day report it. It was a fairly steady wind all day. As you rightly say, I do not possess ESP!
And what seems like significant turbulence to you, is probably quite different to what seems like turbulence to a student pilot.
I notice that I seem to have experienced less and less of it over the years. Surely the climate isn't changing that quickly - but my perception of what is worth worrying about probably has.
G