1) Bell 47 in Egypt , fuel van is driving along with window open ...i fly down side of road , stick end of boom through window and give him a squirt , he brakes , boom hits front of window , helicopter nearly v damaged ...
2) Bell 206 Pulling more and more pitch and helicopter just wallows around light on skids .....still at ground idle
3) 1 1/2 hr flight at night near galveston with no cockpit lights but luckily 2 smokers on board with lighters
4) Use skids to break ice on lake to let the duck in ....like whiteout but different ....
lastly hungover ,cyclic between knees ,coffee in one hand and fag in other (no not as in gay ) bird hits windshield ...luckily i think the spilt coffee put out the cigarette between my legs ..... come on , weve ALL done it !!!