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Old 23rd May 2009, 10:14
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troff
 
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AC Pilot requirements...

"A!"

I don' wan to burst your bubble, eh, but French his an asset at Hair Canada.
Odderwise you go an work for da Wes'jet, were dey do day cabine hannouncement on da pre-recorded ting, 'an da pickup-driving 'ouswife are da biscuit shooters... But dat's anodder story.
Canadien haviation 'hisn't what it use to be.
Female... recent immigrant... visable minority... hey, you wanna work at "Equipe Rouge", eh, so right dere you 'ave a dishability.
Hall dat stuff you need.
Oh, 'an you got to be rude to da customer, act like you don' 'ave time for dem, and dat you are way hup on da ped-astal like da Michelangelo "David"... like your s*&t don' stink.

Tabernac! Now you got me started again on dis Hair Canada ting! Dat guy, 'hes what Mrs. Troff call "a flamer", and I don' mean like da kine' of guy in da cabine...

Some sort of i-tech hexpression- I dunno.

T.
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