Or . . .
Take a lesson from Mr Colin Stagg ex NZ and Lyneham who obviously supported the troops,
But instead of wearing red, he just opened his EYES!
If you are around to read this Colin, I still remember my room in Nassau and the bath full of Harvey Wallbanger . . . oops
Wasn't that my room that the security guard was dangled over the balcony by his ankles after complaining about the noise . . . trouble was my room was on about the 5th floor . . . oops twice.