Vileburger
You're a leaky bucket my son,
Your stats just don't add up - 30,000+ hours?
Assuming you got your licence at 18 you'd have to have flown 900 hours a year for the last 32 years. Or are you too gifted with the parker pen? Perhaps that explains why you're such a twisted, billious ar*ehole.
Professional pilot? Don't make me laugh - with an attitude like yours any self respecting Dir Flt Ops or Chief Pilot would have kicked your sorry butt out of the office pronto. You certainly wouldn't get past Uncle Bill or Stuart M.
Anyway don't want to keep you you've probably got a seneca to pre flight and some poor little stude to terrify.
Tw@t