Ah SRT, I see that you also suffer from the 4WD Mums in Jo'berg. They are also a plague in this part of the world. One ran into the back of my son's car - at the time she was on her mobile, while simultaneously eating an icecream.
Nothing against 4WD's; I have one myself, which (and here's the connection with the thread - there's gotta be a connection so we don't have drift) is very close to the age of my beloved Orb - 25 vs 23. However, mine is a dual-cab ute with no power steering - a practical vehicle as opposed to those monsters that are known as Toorak (similar to Sandton in 'status') Tractors. Never been off-road, never will go off-road.
A friend of mine came up with the solution - Governments legislate that 4WD's cannot have power-steering. Radical, I know, but the only reason these women can drive these monsters is that they have power-steering. The majority of them probably have GAS Webers as well.