And no offense was meant in the simple-minded but good-natured reply.
Here are the answers to the questions in your post (which may help you with which elected leader I'd 'group' myself with).
Come on china, any goose would know that there are 2 posses if slow is ya go, either godzone or ice station zebra (the most liveable ice station in the world). In either one, I've seen more poofters at a b&s ball, than worker bees. Septics just have to get in the queue like anyone else, then scratch their arse and wonder whats goin' on. Noservices don't know, so why would we?
They have a bit of a thing against the blue rinse brigade, which may be a spanner.
Anything else?