As well as the hairyplanes, something is getting shagged....
TERRITORIANS hug the least, barely laugh and are the misery gutses of the nation, so say the results of a national health test.
But at least we're getting a load of shagging in - more than any other Australians, except those randy perves down in the Australian Capital Territory.
All pissed?
In terms of happy points, Darwin City scored the highest with an average 394 points out of 776.
Sad Territorians happiest in the sack - Northern Territory News