.............NEWS FLASH..............NEWS FLASH................NEWS FLASH.....
I have heard from a reliable source that STBD BEAM has not had his charcoal monster alight this season yet due to him being too senior in years and too wobly on the old Stella/MooseMilk combination to be trusted with a can of lighter fuel and a match. Furthermore there is a whisper going around that he has been spied in ALDI looking at cut-price bargin special gas appliances. How can this be true?? More scandalous than an MP completing his Commons JPA claim!!