How about an RAF Senior Staff Officer with a brown nose, long tongue and backbone of jelly?
Of course to continue the militaristic theme, the Staff Officer comes armed with a sharpened pencil, vitriolic memo pad and raft of cuts that protect his own job at the expense of the front-line!?
They will also cost twice as much as the front-line action figure varieties and do nothing of any use because the Staff Officer is both deaf and blind.
We could call him 'Inaction Man'?
