Gentlemen! Pray Silence!
For the record.....I have never heard 212man called either Faceitious or Condescending!
That being said.....there are a few folks with first hand knowledge of how "glamorous" being a victim of a hijacking and then being held hostage can be.
I would suggest one would have a much different and informed view of that bit of life's entertainment if one had actually been a hostage.