Diesel..... DIESEL?? Hell, no. Diesel might be OK for tractors and farm machinery, but it is simply NOT an Officer's fuel!
My motor has a 354bhp supercharged engine, which runs on petrol - for which it has a thirst of Oliver Reed level!
SRT and Checkerboard, the Ethinc Twins, whilst making fire (other than with 2 sticks) might well have only been a recent discovery in your parts of the world, using left overs from old building sites for your 'braai' might be rather eco-freako-recyclo, bordering on the 'green'.... Besides, who needs to fire up such a furnace just to cook a few snags?
Diesel indeed..... Still recovering from that insult!