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Old 30th Apr 2009, 11:25
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andyl999
 
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Ryanair noooooooo

BEagle, I must admit to believing your statement, as the seatbacks are fixed and are non-reclining, however on closer examination you can clearly see at least 36" legroom, we all know that Ryanair only allow 2" actual legroom.

Now for something completely different:-

A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a
really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:
'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which
airline she works for. '

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
Airline slogan, 'Love to fly and it shows?'
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:'

Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta.'

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned
towards her again and said, 'Something special in the air?'
She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself,
while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.

He thought 'Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...' and said, 'Smooth
as Silk?'

This time the woman turned on him and said, 'What the F*** do you want?'

The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said - 'Ahhhhh, Ryanair!'

Apoligies to Cliff for going off-subject :0)
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