Howabout, I did rather wonder about Kluge and whether he'd got a copy of
'Dr Ian Paisley's Primer of Religious Rhetoric - Godbothering for the Gullible', particularly with his entreaty for me to consume that horrible 'Hello Dolly' thing.... But I'll let him off, as he also suggested no less than
5 Bloody Marys!
The 'Hello Dolly' sounds rather like eating the by-products of a teenager's face....
Perhaps understandable if you're a teenager of the opposite sex, with more hormones than discretion, 'dancing' in a dark room whilst indulging in somewhat optimistic fumbling and groping, but not for those of more mature years.
Roly, trying to find the vegetable you describe up in the land of the DFMB must surely be a problem? But as your recipe undoubtedly stems from the days when most of the map of Africa was still coloured Empire Red, I think you might be forgiven for your vegetablist lapse!
As for SRT's rather third-worldly ethnic pap, thumb and gravy thing......