you really are a glorified grease monkey!
Said the driver monkey to the grease monkey.
That really hurts
Now p1ss back into your darkened cupboards, or hang out with your pilot (rhymes with pillock) mates and tell each other how great you all are.
How the grease monkies are cleaning your toilets,
how the 'ball boys' are dealing with the little people back in the SLF area, (that front up their own money to cover your absolutely insufficient wages that go no where near to covering your basic living expenses, alimony, barfines, child support).
Not to forget the herberts and doris's in Hello Kitty City that push paper between eating dimsum to sell seats to the little people down the back.
Or the management pilot sell out pukes that somehow keep the operation going,
or the tin pushers in IOC,
or the funny little men in HAECO that put orange ADD stickers on YOUR aircraft.
And of course your good friend TT who spends his time coming up with dastardly plans to rip you off from your RIGHTEOUS entitlement (of course between champagne brunches and lazy afternoons playing golf with the spineless dweebs at the AOA and DPU who are as we are told TT's lapdogs).