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Old 9th May 2002, 12:10
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BillTheCoach
 
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Scottie Dog, Aw shucks.......(blush)! Did u miss me ?

Been mega busy getting the fog machine serviced and the "frozen chicken firer" ready for the summer season. Sent the boys and girls on training courses with GMP firearms boys (at least that is who they said they were) so we can aim better for "bird strikes" (new cajun flavour available soon !)

So we're all set for a summer of fun filled frolics, hotacs and diverts and standby to see us on a forthcoming episode of "Airline" - we've been filmed and signed the releases so we will be availbale for movie and TV roles from the end of the summer timetables !

We have also been carrying on with developments for FETISH AIR in line with industry developments. Now available :

1. Pre-order your meal - £5 supplement each way
2. Pre-order a plate to put the meal on - £5 supplement each way
3. Pre-order a hostie to personally deliver your meal on ur plate -£25 supplement per plate
4. Pre-order a table to put ur meal on - £100 supplement
5. Pre-order a window seat - £100 supplement
6. Pre-order glass in the window - £10 supplement
(No supplements apply for unglazed windows which also include
free air conditioning)
7. Pre-order a knife and fork - £100 each
8. Pre-order a hostie to remove the dirty plate - £100 each plate
9. Due to cabin restrictions all chidren must be stowed in the hold

We would also point out that the name GO EASY is the budget brand of FETISH AIR - look at the archives here we had the name two years ago !

We are still proud of our reputation as "Britain's Lowest Flying Airline "
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