Rwy01,
By the sounds of things you were polishing a few things that belong to the boss.....
NO you NEVER did it to brown nose, noooo you wouldn't do that right??
I never have had a problem if asked to wash an aeroplane, as said earlier, it shows pride in what you do. The car is asking too much.
But you're wrong about one thing, I do know where the dipstick is. The dipstick is on RWY01 in Melbourne.
j3
P.S. AWARD WAGES. Just for you Green Gobin.