C'mon buddy, who wants to have a greasy engineer serving drinks ? He knows the difference between oils, but Chablis or Chardoney
Might I suggest to Sir, our latest wine. The bouquet has a cheeky ester base with a hint of Skydrol. It has a golden MJII colour with warm Shell 22 inflections due to being aged in our unique barrells(44 gallon). It grips the pallet with a Loctite infusion and leaves a delicate aftertaste of Avtur..
mmmmm........Avtur.

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