Breaking News
'End of World approaches!'
NT Newspaper 23.04.2009 18:53
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The CSIRO is leading a world first investigation into a series of unusual and dramatic events occuring within the aviation industry.
A committee of aviation professionals led by Dirk Smythe, commissioned by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has warned the safety of air travellers world wide is being compromised by the possible end of the world.
"It's just incredbile" said chairman Dirk Smyth. "What next, an increase in sales for my australian made Dirk Bikes, or my monthly lesbian dance party 'Dirk Night'?"
Cheryl Taylor, receptionist for the CSIRO said their labs had seen a flurry of panic not seen since the Cat Flu of 2008, or the Mad Goldfish disease outbreak of 2007. "Maureen (the other receptionist) and I have been pretty worried hey!"
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