Smith, I oppose your views and yet I have no tattoos, no piercings (not even my ears) but I do wear a little lippy if I'm going out
My skin, as you say, is virginal.
I cannot understand why you should be so "anti" something that actually has very litttle effect on you. Were you traumatised by a tattooed man when you were a child?
Maybe a little look inwards might reveal the source of your dogmatism.
Cheers
Whirls