Whilst not a pilot yet, I like to think that when I am a pilot what I will like about the job is:
1. 75K+ salary
2. Looks of admiration as I walk through the airport
3. A different air hostess every night
Sadly, it seems what I will in reality get is
1. 25K salary
2. Dirty Looks on par with what a white-van driver gets when he cuts you up
3. Nagging from mum every night as I'm living back with her