Don't worry shneider me old chum - we'll crush the 'captain' revolution before it gets too far
A hat's only useful for putting epaulettes, ID, e-gate card, keys etc in when in the hotel room - makes a good container..
As for no rucksacks, backpacks - well, I find a plastic carrefour bag to be very good for carrying the old EK jimjams through the terminal these days
