On a recent visit to the clinic with my kids there was a dude who wanted to be named 'captain' .... You should have seen the look of the staff.
Well, after the capping in productivity pay, zero bonus, property meltdown, some seem to hold on to the last thing they have here in DXB....
On a positive note:
EK can stuff the hat, tie and recent changes in our contracts up where the sun never shines.