dragqueen120 said:
Excuse my spelling I am a bit or a lot dislexic (seriously).
So, it could have been a horse and cart parked in your paddock and a tibetan monk in bed with your great grandmother teaching her the finer points of backgammon!
Well at least if anything, we have learnt that a lot of the forumites have imaginative minds and are stereotypical when it comes to sexual humour.
Being a lateral thinker myself, I shall be forever pondering why the tibetan monk was over here in the first place and not at home fighting the Chinese!