No need to fear Darwnites, latest news from down south:
1. KRudd is still running Ozzstralia and your bonus payments will be on the next camel north,
2. Stockmarket up,
3. Petrol prices up afterall we are the bunnies at Easter,
4. Collingwood probably not make the AFL Finals again,
5. Will send the latest Movietone news asap.
over and out