I0540 I would like to congratulate you for being the only one who did not take this thread seriously, you are todays genius!
Do you have any newer Jokes? I am best man at a wedding (which is a contradiction in terms) in August 2012 and would be grateful if you could PM me or post a good belly laugh joke.
In reality all is well at home.....i.e. the plane does not run rough and I did fly that weekend, The old birds flaps, although old are still oiley and the general undercarrige is free from rott. Tits are a bit saggy though!