Aren't you getting a little bit bored of posting in this thread now? We have had our pay rise for 7 days now, so let it go and move on
How about not reading it?
Looks like you need a few quid spent on sending you to a learn direct spelling course. I am sure they will be willing to accept the costs. If not you could always use your SLC. Or failing that I am sure the FD Centre could help you.
Ever consider that the OP needs, at most, a typing course and not an English course? Or just, unbelievably as it sounds, mistyped?
Probably not eh as that wouldn't give you the opportunity to use your sharp wit and oh so funny jibes.