"very true indeed"
Really?
May I suggest that one of the career paths you should probably not pursue is 'newspaper editor'?
I particularily liked the 55 degree heat (!) and the woman living in her Range Rover, but overall I think the articulate Pizza Hut girl was most convincing. Too bad she sounded exactly like the reporter speaking out yet another of his orifices.
Looks the market for idiotic financial products has move on to idiotic newspapers.