Tanking in a 'rod
The great thing (not) about tanking in a 'rod was that you had 13 other experts nad part-time comedians on board!
Remember being sat on the flight deck step dreading my 'go' whilst the other poor sod slashed in, out and all about when, on his 4th or 5th attempt, with the sound of the basket banging and scraping down the fuse, 2 of the knockers appear on the flight deck with a basket and hose attached asking what to do with it now they had finally caught the f*@k!ng thing. The poor sod in the left seat nearly fainted.