1.You've comfortably exceeded 10,000 points at Gin on a Harrier field deployment.
2. You've been spotted on the daily recce run over the site and your picture is posted by the mess tent with a big arrow and the word tosser written beside it.
3. You've fallen asleep on a hover pad slightly the worse for wear to be woken up by a plods dog licking your face.
4. You've almost slipped the surly bonds during an untied down engine run....
etc etc....