7. Totally bored bird sat in car.
I'll bet the poor benighted woman I saw at RIAT a few years ago would love to be one of the the above rather than following hubby/brother around the static park.
He was running about with a pair of Binoculars shouting tail numbers at her while she entered the numbers into a tablet /palm computer, while also carrying his spare cameras, camera accessory bag, folding chairs, cool box and stepladder. I last saw her disappear into the crowd watched by a squad of Gurkas who appeared to have been suddenly struck down with feelings of bergen inadequacy.