Quote "You have ever used a land rover, two drip trays and some lashing tape on a snowy pan for " fun"" Unquote
I still have pictures somewhere of one of our armourers in Gibralter, who utilised an ejection seat stand (the one with three wheels), two broom handles and a couple of opened out poly bags to make quite a decent wind surfer.
Also from Gib but seen on other locations, politely telling the RAFP dog handler who is watching the jets starting to "take your hat off", then have the Chief come out on your side when said RAFP tries to charge you after the ensuing argument!