Just think Kick, if you are lucky it might be your turn soon!
Although rather than some hot little spanish girl I am convinced "she" will turn out to be some short portly manager from H89 with a slight hygiene issue out to try and con the troops into a reduction of T&C's by making it clear that if we don't accept it there are lots of people desperate to!
Maybe not what you really want!!! You can just picture the moment as "she" shouts SHOW ME THE BONUS, SHOW ME THE BONUS. Passion killer or what!