In the late 1980s Montserrat, in the Caribbean, was flattened by a hurricane. So, an RAF C-130 was dispatched to Antigua to start delivering aid. On one of the first trips a guy turns up at the aircraft with several bags. He says he's the manager of a bank, which is now matchwood, and he needs to get deposits and valuables to a branch in Antigua for safe keeping. 'Hop aboard' say the ever-helpful Alberteers.
Next day a shiny bizjet arrives in Antigua and is parked alongside the Herc. Needless to say, the crew chat. Seems that the bizjet is waiting for the runway in Montserrat to be cleared sufficiently so they can go and pick up the bank manager ....
I don't know how much the guy got away with but I'm sure he has a pic of a C-130 over his fireplace.