You might be an aircraft engineer if.....
Sitting in the crew room at Brize on exercise..
A di staff throws a thunderflash outside the window, walks in mid programme and announces to the world an inject, you, you and you are dead, you, you and you are injured and you to one who should remain nameless are OK, right deal with it..........
Cool as a cucumber in the middle of his favourite show he walks over to where his musket is propped against the wall, cocks it, points it at where his wounded mates lie and goes Bang... Bang.... Bang.
The promptly sits down and carries on watching his favourite show even though by now everone bar the red faced di staff are curled up in hysterics..........
His answer to the irate Distaff was that they would only be a drain on resources and tie up valuable manpower and assessing the injuries on the inject he decided the easiest way was to remove the burden from the system and if it was ok, could he please get back to his TV programme......