mad jock, you're taking the mick. Just look at those must-have features:
- 1/100 second chronograph - for those accurate turns (100th second accuracy essential for holds)
- 99 minute countdown timer - for slower turns
- water resistant to 200 metres - ideal for Hudson landings
- rotating slide rule bezel - no more hunting for the whizz wheel in flight
- World Time in 43 cities (even if most of the 43 cities you land in are in the same time zone)
The picture is a bit small, but I'm pretty sure there's an AI, DI and turn co-ordinator in there somewhere.