..when, on detachment, your shift of villains rather kindly takes the somewhat naiive JEngess out 'for a quiet meal and a couple of drinks with the lads'...
How
did you know that we had an early take-off the next day? And hence that Bob-the-JEngess would have to go to the Gp Capt's morning brief, as the DetCo would be grinning to himself somewhere between Turkey and Iraq at the time.
(Although the Gp Capt later told me that she did look rather green, poor girl...
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