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Old 28th Mar 2009, 15:10
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and on detachment when

You can make a cricket set out of bodge tape and kimwipe.

You can only play your joker once

a Tornado shoulder pylon fuel seal costs 200 B&H from the German storeman in Decci

if you tell the J Eng O how you fixed stuff without approved spares that "if you do not ask me a direct question I will not tell you a direct lie"

you tell the aircrew that you fixed a snag by jacking up the nosewheel and changing the aircraft
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