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Old 25th Mar 2009, 19:33
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mad manc man
 
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Oh no, another.................

Please read all of the description before placing a bid!


Coming up for auction, a brand new pilot (The seller. Hereafter mentioned as “pilot”) with JAA CPL, ATPL-theory. In addition to this, the pilot will most probably gain the ME/IR by the end of April/beginning of May 2009 (frozen ATPL). It doesn’t end there, by the mid of July, he’ll also have gained experience in the world of MCC at Oxford Aviation Academy at Arlanda, Stockholm Sweden.

In a world, and at a time, where drastic financial cuts are everyday news, the people and companies living in it need to use drastic methods in order to get by.

This pilot has a perfect breeding record, good health and has documented good characteristics for the job to be done. He’s not shy or aggressive to other pilots, but get along very well in various social situations.

He’s still a young fellow. Inexperienced, yes, but still very eager to perform well and to develop his skills further. Somehow he managed to acquire relatively excellent skills with the English language in addition to his mother tongue. He has also gained basic knowledge of the German language. With the right leader and firm tutoring he’ll excel at your discretion!

As a buyer, you sign up for taking care of the necessary administration that needs to be done (be careful to check with your national customs if you’re allowed to import this kind of livestock without prior permission!) and agree to let him fly for you and/or your company. You also see to that the certificates are valid in your area of operations. If not so, and you’re still interested in buying this right, you must inform the seller before you place a bid. The pilot is open for any suggestions worldwide. (Preferably warm, sunny and where the palms grow, in Sweden it’s quite the opposite).

You also agree to pay him a salary, enough for living expenses and some exercise at the local gym. If not able to pay him a salary (tough climate in the business of air operations) you at least agree to accommodate him and give him food and many hours of flying with your aircraft(s). When it comes to a type rating, he’s perfectly open to pay for it himself. In return it would be nice if you let him fly afterwards.

Please, feel free to email me any questions! I’d gladly send you an updated CV.



Other records:

Formerly employed by the Swedish Armed Forces (Air Defense), where he started off as a conscript and fought his way through to become a 2nd Lieutenant. Thereafter he drilled new conscripts for almost 12 months where after he went on a mission abroad, to Kosovo, for six months. There he served as a Liaison Assistant in the Regional LMT command group together with Finnish, Irish, Latvian, Czech, and Slovakian officers. Altogether, almost three years were spent in the uniform of the Swedish army. At the end of the summer of 2008 he was offered a place at the royal military academy in Stockholm (MHS Karlberg) but declined in the favor of a civil ATPL, ME/IR MCC modular course.

Storemanager and a locksmith apprentice. Had the responsibility for running the business, from ordering of new stock to processing and selling direct to the customers.

Educated hug therapist with certificate.



Experience:

250hrs flight time in total. PIC app 140hrs. ME app. 20-25hrs. IFR app. 15hrs. CC app. 80hrs.



Aircrafts flown:

Cessna 172R and RG, PA28-Warrior and Archer II, Saab 91 Safir, Beechcraft Duchess 76



And finally, some legal stuff




Disclaimer

• The pilot (the seller) currently lives in Sweden.

• Terms of contract to be decided and approved prior to acceptance of payment.

• If no terms of contract has been agreed upon within 30 days from the end of this auction or at all (whichever is first), the seller has the right to relist this object.

• The time limit for the right to hire me will be confined within above mentioned contract.

• The pilot (the seller) has the right of refusal to any and all bids.

• If discovered that the buyer (employer alike) is involved in illegal activities, all costs etc that have been, or planned to be, charged the pilot (the seller) shall be refunded by the buyer (employer), as well as means of travelling back to the pilots native home by the most expeditious and comfort way possible. All contracts etc are also declared invalid. In addition to this, the buyer (employer) also agrees to give the pilot (the seller) a big chocolate ice cream for the pain caused.
Well, he's made it to PPRUNE at least and willing to pay for his type rating!

Where do they get their money from?

He won't be the last. I do sympathise, it's a shocking time to come out of training, but it is a bad time whatever you have majored in, think of all those students coming out of Uni applying for a handful of jobs......Bad, bad times!

Still, I can't advocate this type of self marketing, it (IMHO) is cheap and degrading, let alone the damage (potential) it could inflict on T&C's for future crews.
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