Alright monkey boy, no idea where your coming from.
And sip av gas through straws they will. You clearly have never flown here before since you have comprehension of the layout of the airfields and the challenges of parking even a 206 here let alone a DC-3.
And as far as my abilities are to be questioned. I've always got the job done. Including using a forklift once to refuel my plane when the hand crank broke. A little ingenuity saves you from having to suck av gas through a straw and getting those white lips and dizzy feeling, or maybe you just get a buzz from that
